Tuesday, October 21, 2014

blackfemalepresident:

daily reminder that

- if a man makes you feel uncomfortable. dont feel obligated to giggle it off. leave. without a single word if you want

- you dont owe men your kindness or time

- no man is entitled to you just because he was nice to you

vegasthecorgi:

halp the bed is eating me alive SAVE ME 

(Source: petapeta)

fvtvres:

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

this fucking website

Filed under: things that my brother would probably do, but hasn’t yet.

fvtvres:

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

this fucking website

Filed under: things that my brother would probably do, but hasn’t yet.

(Source: bent-duck)

(Source: rbertdowneyjr)

kindofalone:

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

(Source: sickfake)

andrewmcmahonarthistory:

Prise de la Bastille by Jean-Pierre Houël // Only Ashes by Something Corporate 

andrewmcmahonarthistory:

Prise de la Bastille by Jean-Pierre Houël // Only Ashes by Something Corporate 

dutchster:

he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”

dutchster:

he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”

(Source: huffingtonpost)

(Source: tinarannosaurus)

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(Source: reparrishcomics)

(Source: flowerbombed)

Monday, October 20, 2014

(Source: mrfuzzguy)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

Plot twist: they can sense fear SO MUCH that they’ll cause you to get pulled over by a police officer when you’re running out to get some ink because you were dumb and waited til the last minute to print a very important final paper.

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